Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Still dying that you shit outside
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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