The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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