Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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