its not stalking. its research.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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