Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
"it" just moved
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I can't turn off my feet"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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