think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I had to cum in my sink.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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