Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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