That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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