: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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