at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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