Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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