school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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