You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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