no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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