my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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