just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if only i could text you this smell
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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