On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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