I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
