He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I love you.
Bad choice
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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