i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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