So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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