am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
organizing the empties. That sober.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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