you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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