P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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