No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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