Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
