If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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