But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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