: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Someone signed my nipple.
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