ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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