I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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