is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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