I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
we made out on top of his cat.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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