ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
false alarm, still single
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
