Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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