mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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