We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if i died would you start the facebook group?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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