ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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