Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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