We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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