Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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