she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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