I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
