I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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