She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Randomize
