I like to think it a success when the cops are called
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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