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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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