Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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