so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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