yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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