69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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