i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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