The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we have pet lesbian snakes
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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